Latest English Jokes 2016

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Latest English Jokes 2016

Latest English Jokes 2016
Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya…

Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai”


Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar

Dost bola:
Naya phone kab kharida?

Admin: naya nahin hai, irlfriend ka hai!

Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!

Admin:
Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya…


Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…

Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..

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Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!

“First come first serve only!”


Admin par bijli ka taar gir gaya

Admin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki
achanak…
Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
Aailaa..
Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata!


Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.

After 10 minutes

Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…

Husband: Kyun? Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!


Biwi ko samjhna matlab:

32 GB ka koi ek Video
2G network par download karna..

aur 31.95 GB download
hone ke baad….

Aakhir mein error dikhnaa!!!


means…. Impossible!!!


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